There
Beneath the Blue Suburban Skies
Text ?003 Roger E. Moore
(roger70129@aol.com)
Daria and associated
characters are ?003 MTV Networks
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Synopsis: Ninth-grader Daria
Morgendorffer learns from her new phys-ed teacher at Highland High that the
future can ride on the flip of a coin.
Author抯
Notes: This
was offered in response to a PPMB 揑ron Chef?challenge from Brother Grimace,
who asked for alternate-history 搘hat if??stories in which one or two 揇aria?characters followed one of their other major interests in life, not the one
most prominently displayed on the show. The character(s) otherwise had to be
the same as on the show. A happy ending was also required (sigh). This version
is different from the one on PPMB, as I added a little more Highland flavor
here and made some corrections. I抦 sure I took liberties with the Highland
setting and school events involving Daria, as presented in 揃eavis and
Butt-head,?but perhaps the story will hold together anyway.
牋牋牋牋牋?The story抯 title is from a Beatles?song. You have to guess which one. 8)
Acknowledgements: My warmest thanks go to
Brother Grimace, for the contest that sparked the idea for this story, and to
Mistress Thea Zara, who unknowingly provided the tinder by telling me about a
certain 揇aria?character in a fanfic she was writing.
牋牋牋牋牋?For data on Daria in Highland, I
started with a long essay from Outpost Daria, 揇aria on Beavis and Butt-head?(http://www.outpost-daria.com/ch_diarrhea.html).?James 揅INCGreen?Bowman pointed out a very helpful online essay
he did on Daria抯 appearances in the 揃eavis and Butt-head?show: 搼Way Back
When?Department : Daria桾he Highland Years?(http://www.geocities.com/cincgreen/highland.html).
D. T. Dey also clued me in on Highland抯 school colors (red and either white or
yellow, depending on the source). Thank you all!
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria Morgendorffer had not finished
changing into her gym clothes when a shrill whistle blasted through the nearly
deserted girls?locker room. Already in a foul mood, Daria swore under her
breath as she pulled on her red trunks, white socks, and sneakers, shut and
locked her locker, and ran for the door into Highland High School抯 main
gymnasium. Her lower back ached, everything got on her last nerve, and she had
forgotten to bring the Midol to school with her. She was too embarrassed to ask
her classmates for some, and the school wouldn抰 even give out aspirin without
a parental permission slip, which Daria抯 mother and father kept forgetting to
sign. It was a great way to start the new school year.
牋牋牋牋牋?The other freshman girls milled
about noisily in the gym, talking about boys, clothes, dieting, and the current
arguments they had going with each other. Daria was the last one out of the
locker room. No one noticed as she stayed near the wall by the door, trying
hard to become invisible at the back of the group. She adjusted her glasses,
angrier now because one ear frame was slightly bent from being dropped that
morning. The glasses slid halfway down her nose every two minutes. One hour,
she told herself, one hour and I抣l be in World History. Hang on a little
while longer.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria thought it odd that she did
not hear Coach Buzzcut抯 deep bellow, ordering the girls into formation for
stretches and exercises. Instead, after a few more seconds, the shrill whistle
blew again. 揂ll right, muchachas!?shouted a young woman hidden from
Daria抯 view. 揊ormation! I抦 sure you know how to do it, so do it now!
醦idamente!?/i>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria immediately hurried to her
usual spot in the center of the middle of the formation. One of the smaller
girls in the class, Daria hoped she would be well screened by taller teenagers
on every side of her from any teacher抯 verbal abuse. She smoothed down her
t-shirt, gritted her teeth against her cramps, carefully pushed back her
glasses again, and looked to the front of the gym.
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay, muchachas!?shouted a tall young woman in a red running suit. 揑抦 sorry to say that your instructor, Coach Buzzcut, who I抦 sure you love and admire, will not be with us for a few months!?Surprised gasps ran through the formation. 揑 don抰 have much information on him at this time,?the woman continued, 搊ther than he had an accident playing touch football with some of his buddies and had to be hospitalized. All I can tell you is that the school called me up last Friday night and asked if I would come in and run your class while he was away. I said hell, yes, despite that fact that teaching pays as much these days as waitressing, if you don抰 include the tips!?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Some girls laughed at this, though
others looked askance at the teacher抯 swearing. The tall young woman in the
red running suit gave a grim smile and scanned the forty-three-girl formation.
In the middle, Daria swallowed. She could tell that the new teacher, despite
her joking, would not tolerate trouble. Getting on her bad side would make
Daria抯 solitary life worse than it was now, if that were possible. Coach
Buzzcut抯 authoritarian presence seemed worthy of nostalgia.
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay,?the new teacher continued,
walking slowly back and forth across the front of the formation like a general
addressing her troops, 揑抦 warning you now, there are four ways to piss me
off. One, tell me I抦 over thirty. I抦 not.?General laughter again. 揟wo, tell
me I抦 a loser. I抦 not.?Very faint laughter, quickly ended. 揑 won three
state championships in track when I was a senior in high school, and when I was
over at A&M I tried out for the American team in the last Olympics, and I
would have gotten it if I hadn抰 tore up my damn knee.?No one laughed. Daria抯
gaze went to the woman抯 legs. Indeed, she did walk stiffly, favoring her right
leg.
牋牋牋牋牋?揟hird,?she continued, 搚ou抣l really
piss me off if you don抰 try your best. I don抰 give a rat抯 ass what you muchachas
do later in life. I抦 sure not going to try to turn all of you into Olympic
stars, but I sure as hell am going to my level best to teach you
something about life, what little there is I know about it.?She stopped and
shouted at the formation. 揕ife sucks!?No one laughed. 揕ife sucks,
and the only person who抯 going to make it un-suck is you! 縐sted
comprende??/i>
牋牋牋牋牋?The other girls glanced at each
other and mumbled or nodded their heads. Daria said nothing, only watching.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑 said,?shouted the new teacher, her eyes aflame, 揹o you all understand me??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋??i>Yes, teacher!?Daria shouted
back with the other girls in formation
牋牋牋牋牋?摗Bueno! Now, when I blow my
whistle, I want all of you to head outside to the football field, which is
where we抮e going to warm up. We don抰 have that many nice days left this year,
it抯 almost October, and we抮e going to make the most of the outdoors while we
can. I want the back row to lead the way out, each row following after that, so
we have an orderly line. And I want you to jog, too梔on抰 be walking and
talking and carrying on like a bunch of gum-snapping airheads. Jog out
to the field and wait for me there. It won抰 kill you梑ut I might. 縐sted
comprende??/i>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧es!?Daria and the other girls
shouted, though not as loudly as before.
牋牋牋牋牋??i>Bueno.?The teacher put her
whistle in her mouth and blew a quick blast, then spit the whistle out to
dangle on its neck chain. 摗Vaya! 醦idamente!?/i>
牋牋牋牋牋?The rear line immediately turned and
headed for the gym door. The other girls broke into low giggles and chatter,
turning around, too. Daria glanced at the teacher, who turned in place梐nd then
grimaced and reached down for her right thigh. An instant later, she jerked her
hands back, straightened, and forced the muscles in her face to relax. Daria
noticed she was balancing on her left leg, taking pressure off her right.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria was still looking at the new
teacher when the girl behind her shoved her in the middle of her back and
hissed, 揗ove it!?Daria stumbled forward, arms flailing to regain her balance.
The rest of the line ahead of her had already run for the gym door. Daria kept
herself from falling, but her glasses fell off and clattered across the wooden
floor. Panicked, she ran after them but could see nothing clearly through the
great colorful blur the world had suddenly become. She got down on her hands
and knees, feeling about. The other girls snickered as they ran out of the gym.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria spotted a dark blurry streak
that turned out to be her glasses, but the damaged earpiece had broken away
from the frame. Her panic growing, she found the earpiece and tried to put it
back on, but it was impossible.
牋牋牋牋牋?A pair of blurry white running shoes
and red-clad legs梠ne limping slightly梕ntered her field of vision from the
right.
牋牋牋牋牋?揟hey broken??said the new teacher,
somewhere above Daria抯 head.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria got up. She was painfully aware of her cramps again, on top of everything else.?揧eah,?she said, preparing herself to be yelled at. 揑t抯 Monday, all right. May I put tape on it before I go??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揑 don抰 have any tape in the office at the moment. Here, give 慹m to me.?Daria did, and the teacher tucked them into a pocket in her red pants. 揥e抣l fix 慹m when we get back. Can you see without 慹m??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria shook her head. 揘ot very well. I抦 really nearsighted.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay,?said the teacher. Her voice was friendlier now for some reason. 揟ell you what梱ou be my assistant for now, okay? Here.?She handed Daria her clipboard and paperwork. 揥hat抯 your name??br> 牋牋牋牋牋?揇aria Morgendorffer.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揇aria. I like that name. You walk out with me. I can抰 jog now like they can.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria nodded quick agreement, and
they went out through the gym door together. The other girls were far ahead,
heading across the parking lot for the football field.
牋牋牋牋牋?The new teacher抯 limp was pronounced as she walked. Her face showed a certain strain. 揑t抯 not always this bad,?she said. 揥eather抯 changing, that抯 all.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧ou tried out for the Olympics??Daria asked, her curiosity overcoming her instincts.
牋牋牋牋牋?揧eah. Got that close to it, too.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揥hat happened??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙h, it was stupid. I tripped in a workshop and knocked an anvil over on my leg. I screamed to wake the dead, I tell you. Busted my knee all to pieces.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria looked up at the blur of the teacher抯 face. Her red hair, in a shaggy pixie cut, gleamed in the bright morning sun. 揂n anvil??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧eah. I like to do metal crafts now and then. It抯 my hobby. My family抯 big into one kind of art or the other.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria nodded, scanning the parking
lot ahead of her to make sure she didn抰 fall over anything and hurt her own
knees. 揗ay I ask you something??she said.
牋牋牋牋牋?揝ure. What is it??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧ou said there were four things that would piss you off. You didn抰 say what the fourth one was.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?The teacher laughed. 揧ou抮e right,?she said, 揑 forgot. It抯 my name. I hate it when people make fun of my name.?She laughed again. 揑 forgot to tell everyone my name, too, didn抰 I??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria nodded. 揑 don抰 think anyone
else noticed,?she said.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑t抯 my first day. Figures I抎 do that. I抦 Ms. Lane. Penny抯 my first name, Penny Lane. Like the Beatles?song, you know? I guess my parents liked it or something.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙h,?said Daria solemnly. She
immediately understood the teacher抯 problem. 揝ome of the other kids call me
Diarrhea,?she said, staring at the asphalt as she walked.
牋牋牋牋牋?揟hey call you Diarrhea instead of Daria??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧ou get used to it after a few
years,?Daria said. They were across the parking lot now. The football field
was not far ahead.
牋牋牋牋牋?揥ell,?said Ms. Lane, 搇ike I said, life sucks. You can抰 control other people, especially the stupid ones, and man, there are a buttload of them around, aren抰 there? Life sucks, but we have to make it un-suck as best we can. That抯 all we can do.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria thought this over. It made
sense. How it would actually work in specifics was unclear, but the basic idea
was good.
牋牋牋牋牋?揥hat do you want me to do??she
asked Ms. Lane.
牋牋牋牋牋?揓ust stay with me,?said Ms. Lane with a smile, 揳nd don抰 worry about a thing.?o:p>
*?*?*
牋牋牋牋牋?Being Ms. Lane抯 assistant had distinct
advantages. Though Daria had to participate in most calisthenics with the rest
of the students, the teacher called her out to carry things, keep time with a
stopwatch (held inches from her face), use her cell phone to call the main
school office with questions about schedules and equipment on order, and
perform other minor duties. Coach Buzzcut had also used the reliable Daria as a
class helper, but not to this extent. Daria got considerable satisfaction from
seeing her classmates sweating rivers while she stood calm and cool in the
shade of a telephone pole, timing laps around the football field. Daria hardly
thought about her cramps at all.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑s Daria going to run, too??one of
her classmates gasped to Ms. Lane before collapsing on the grass.
牋牋牋牋牋?揇on抰 you worry about her,?said Ms. Lane darkly. 揝he pulls her weight. Now, get up off your hind end and walk it off before your legs seize up. I swear, you kids are lazier than my little brother, and he sleeps all damn day. Get up!?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Even after Daria抯 glasses were
fixed that week, Ms. Lane kept her on as the girls?phys-ed class assistant.
Already a social outcast, Daria was not inconvenienced by the nasty looks her
classmates gave her, but she was also careful not to lord it over the other
students. By late October, everyone accepted the new order of things.
牋牋牋牋牋?揟he principal told me you got to
meet Bill Clinton last year,?Ms. Lane said as they watched the other students
run an obstacle course.
牋牋牋牋牋?揧eah.?Daria was surprised the teacher brought it up. 揑 asked him about school funding.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揥hat抎 he say??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揢m . . .?Daria felt herself turn red. 揑 don抰 remember. Things were kind of confused that day.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧eah, I heard about that. Good thing they put those two boys in special ed. Mainstreaming抯 good when you can do it, but sometimes you can抰. So, what抎 you think of him??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揟he President??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揧eah.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria thought. 揌e . . . he was kind of charming, but I didn抰 know if he was really charming or being . . .?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揂 politician.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria looked up, her face clearing. 揧eah.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?A muscle twitched in Ms. Lane抯 jaw. 揑 used to hate 慹m, politicians. I blamed 慹m for everything. Politicians, teachers, police, everybody in authority. I thought everything sucked, and it was all their fault. I used to think Mount St. Helens?blowing up was the Oregon governor抯 fault. Kind of funny to look back at it now.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane stared out at the girls struggling through the obstacle course. She sighed heavily. 揑 had a teacher once, back in high school, and she was the meanest thing. Ms. Morris, I still remember her. She rode me like a mule, yelling at me about my attitude, telling me I had to be a joiner and get some school spirit, or else she抎 do whatever. That ate me up, listening to her go on like that every day.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?She shook her head. Daria watched her in silence. 揟hen one day,?said Ms. Lane, 揗s. Morris told me she was sending me out for a track meet, whether I wanted to go or not. I could run pretty good, but I didn抰 want to run just because she told me to. I was so mad, I took off one night and hid out in a little park so I could think it all out. I could either say no and suffer through whatever punishment Morris gave me, or I could show that tin-plated bitch that I could take anything she could dish out, prove that I was better than her.?She looked down at Daria. 揧ou know what I did??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria shook her head no.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑 flipped a coin.?Ms. Lane grinned, watching the other students. 揑 found a penny and flipped it for my future. Ironic, isn抰 it? Penny with a penny. Kinda stupid, too. It came up heads, and I decided right there to stick it out. I went to the track meet, just like she told me, and I ran that thing and I won it. And I ran again and I kept winning, till there wasn抰 anything I couldn抰 do at that school. Ms. Morris had to get off my back then, because the principal kicked her ass if I even hinted that Morris was getting under my skin. She ate a lot of crow after that, Ms. Morris did. I showed her good.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane took a deep breath and let it out. 揑 showed myself, though, is what I really did. I was ready to split out of the country after high school, head down to Central America and sell handmade crafts, do something like that, whatever. I wanted out in the worst way, but that抯 what it would have been, getting out in the worst way. I stayed and fought it out on their terms and made the battle mine. I won the fight with Ms. Morris, but when it was over, I was happy just for myself. No one could ever push me around again, because I was worth something. I stood up for myself instead of running away.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?They stood under the cloudy sky in
silence for several minutes. The cool wind blew Daria抯 hair across her face.
牋牋牋牋牋?揗y family does a lot of that
running away,?said Ms. Lane, her voice sad. 揑 miss 慹m now. I didn抰 used to,
but now I do. I got an older brother and older sister, and a younger brother
and younger sister. The older ones are losers. They抮e pitiful, all messed up.
The younger ones . . . I don抰 know. Trent抯 kinda so-so. Jane抯 doing the best
of all of 慹m. She抯 got a good head. Reminds me of you a little. I should go
see them sometime soon, maybe for the holidays. I wish we抎 all been closer
when we were living at home, but it was too easy to get messed up, with Mom and
Dad gone so much and never helping out. You gotta work at getting along with
your family, or it all goes to hell. I really wish棓
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane picked up her whistle and blew it, limping toward the obstacle course. 揌ey!?she yelled. 揇idn抰 I tell you no kicking? Well, what the hell do you think you were doing, then??o:p>
*?*?*
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane was gone over Thanksgiving
vacation. The Monday after that, she was back. It was too cold to go outside,
so she had the phys-ed class do volleyball competitions, which the class
enjoyed.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑 need your help, if you don抰 mind,?Ms. Lane told Daria when she came out of the locker room. 揧ou抮e good with numbers, and I can抰 do anything with them. Do you mind helping me with the budget??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揝ure,?said Daria. Beats
volleyball, she thought, and they went to Ms. Lane抯 glassed-in office next
to the gym, leaving the door open so they could hear the other students as well
as see them.
牋牋牋牋牋?揇amn school,?Ms. Lane grumbled, taking a seat at her desk. 揑 don抰 know where the money抯 going, but it sure ain抰 coming here. Feel like I waste my time coming in every day. I can抰 get basketballs, I can抰 get soccer balls, I have to steal everything from the boys?equipment shed 慶ause they won抰 give the girls a break. We抳e got Title Nine, damn it, I shouldn抰 have to do this.?She stopped and put her elbows on her desktop, her hands covering her face. 揑抦 sorry, don抰 listen to me. I抦 in a bad mood.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揇o you need Midol??Daria asked,
then realized she抎 missed the point entirely.
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane laughed and dropped her
hands. 揘ah, that抯 not it.?She leaned back in her chair and stared out the
windows at the volleyball game. 揑t抯 not that,?she said again, then she was
silent for a long moment.
牋牋牋牋牋?揧ou got a little sister, right??Ms. Lane suddenly asked, not looking at Daria.
牋牋牋牋牋?換uinn,?said Daria, puzzled. 揝he抯 in eighth grade. She抯 kind of a pain.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay, but your parents take care of her, right??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria hesitated, sensing a major issue was at hand. 揑 usually call it giving in to her every whim, but yeah, they take care of her.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay. Suppose one day,?said Ms. Lane, 搚ou went home and found your sister in a dirty house with no food, nobody else at home, no power on because your parents were off somewhere and didn抰 have the brains to pay the electric bills, your worthless little brother out with his band practicing in someone抯 garage, and this was the day before Thanksgiving when you came home and saw all this.?She turned to Daria with a burning gaze. 揘ow, would that just about piss you off like nothing else in the whole damn world??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria抯 mouth fell open. 揓ane? Your little sister Jane??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揕ittle Jane, as old as you are,
upstairs painting in her room with a blanket around her for warmth, eating a
bag of stale potato chips the day before Thanksgiving because there抯 not a
thing left to eat in the house.?Ms. Lane suddenly leaned forward and her right
fist slammed into the desktop. 揇amn it all to hell!?/i>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria jumped, then glanced out the
long windows into the gym. Only a few other students noticed the outburst, as a
fierce volleyball battle was raging and everyone was jumping and screaming.
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane bowed her head. 揑 don抰 know what to do,?she said in a softer voice. 揑 just don抰 know. I don抰 have the money to take this to court and fight my own parents for placement with me, and Jane says she doesn抰 want to leave home anyway. She says she likes it there, just her and Trent with all that freedom, but she sure looked happy to see me walk in the door. I bought her canned food to last for months, paid the bills, took her out to eat, bought her some clothes and a new coat, everything that no one else would do. Fifteen years old, and all on her own. God Almighty.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?She shook her head, staring holes in the windows. 揟rent was getting food for them, I抣l give him that, but he doesn抰 have a real job. I don抰 know what his problem is. He sleeps all day and gets these little night gigs with his band, maybe a hundred bucks a week. Jane抯 learned to forge checks just to keep going. It抯 the artist in her, I bet. Damn it! She抯 been forging Mom and Dad抯 signatures on everything for a couple years now. She and Trent keep the place fixed up just enough that Child Protective Services doesn抰 come by and take her away. God only knows what抎 happen to her if they did that. Some foster homes are okay, but the whole idea of it . . .?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?After a long moment, Ms. Lane sighed. 揋od, I抦 sorry, Daria.?She fell quiet and covered her face again. 揑抦 just so mad.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria waited a few moments before she said, 揥hat do you think you抣l do??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane lowered her hands and rubbed her eyes. 揑 dunno,?she said in a low voice. 揑 dunno.?She was quiet a while longer, then said, 揂ctually, I think I do know. I just haven抰 gotten things together to do it yet.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria instantly knew what Ms. Lane
had decided. She swallowed and glanced at the door, then looked back at her
teacher in sorrow.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑抣l miss you,?she whispered.
牋牋牋牋牋?Ms. Lane was very quiet before she finally said, 揑抣l miss you, too.?She looked out the window at the volleyball game. 揑 won抰 miss them, but I抣l sure miss you.?o:p>
*?*?*
牋牋牋牋牋?The last of her packing done, Penny
Lane shut the tailgate of her old station wagon, looked around the apartment
complex抯 parking lot a final time, and checked her watch. It was still dark,
just after seven a.m. The cold wind bit through her heavy sweater and pants,
and her bad knee ached with the knowledge of winter. She started for the
driver抯 side door, readying herself for the long drive to Lawndale. At least
Jane would have someone at home with her for Christmas and afterwards, paying
the bills and getting the food.
牋牋牋牋牋?揗s. Lane??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Penny stopped and turned around.
Thirty feet away in the parking lot stood a shivering figure with long brown
hair, wearing a tan jacket, black t-shirt, orange-red skirt, and heavy boots. A
crystal prism on her necklace glittered in the dark.
牋牋牋牋牋?揇aria??Penny said in disbelief.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria took a ragged breath, then
stepped forward. 揑棓 Her voice caught and she suddenly wiped her eyes under
her round-frame glasses. 揑 c-c-came to w-w-wish you棓
牋牋牋牋牋?Penny dropped her keys on the
hatchback roof and limped over. She stopped short before reaching Daria, unsure
if a hug would upset her. Daria wasn抰 a people person.
牋牋牋牋牋?Her problem was resolved when Daria
walked the last few steps over and hugged her first, burying her face in
Penny抯 sweater. They stood in the cold wind in silence, listening to each
other breathe.
牋牋牋牋牋?Finally, Penny kissed the top of Daria抯 head. 揧ou抮e gonna to freeze to death.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay,?said Daria, her voice muffled by Penny抯 sweater. 揇-d-drive carefully.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揑抣l take you home first,?said Penny. 揌op in. We can move stuff around.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria sniffed and nodded. She pulled away, teeth chattering. 揑 h-h-hope you like Oak-k-k-wood High.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Penny smiled as she quickly led Daria to the station wagon抯 front passenger door. 揕awndale High had better be ready. I抦 in charge of the Oakwood girls?basketball, soccer, track, and field hockey teams. Ms. Morris is gonna scream!?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria nodded and cleared her throat.
揋-g-good,?she said. 揑 h-h-have t-t-to t-t-tell you棓
牋牋牋牋牋?揝ave it till you get in, okay??Penny opened the car door, and Daria clambered in over a pile of small boxes
and plastic bags. Penny shut the car door, then walked around to the driver抯
side and retrieving her car keys. She got in quickly and pulled the door shut
before the chill settled into her bones.
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria shivered, rubbing her arms. 揧ou really h-helped me,?she said. 揥hat you t-told me, about life, th-th-that helped m-me a lot.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揋ood,?Penny said softly, but she
was confused. What had she said that would have made any difference in Daria抯
situation? Daria was difficult to reach, her sarcasm covering up for some major
family issues.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑 get along b-better with my sister,?Daria said, teeth still chattering a bit. 揥e don抰 fight like we u-used to. I try to take ch-charge of my p-problems now instead of w-walking away from them. I don抰 d-do it all the time, but I t-try. I do my best.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Penny nodded slowly, understanding. 揧ou would,?she said. 揑 knew you would. Hey, you eat breakfast yet??o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Daria shook her head no.
牋牋牋牋牋?揟his one抯 on me, then,?said Penny, starting the car. 揥e抣l grab you something on the way over.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay,?said Daria. She buckled her
seat belt and shoulder harness, her knees up to her chin to avoid the packages
around her.
牋牋牋牋牋?揑f you ever get a chance to come by Lawndale,?said Penny, turning around in her seat so she could back up, 搚ou be sure to drop in and see us. Jane抯 been wanting to see you since forever. I told her all about you.?/p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揙kay,?said Daria in a low voice. After a pause, she added, 揇on抰 count on it t-too much. Life sucks.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?揕ife sucks, but you never know,?said Penny, putting the car in forward gear. She hated giving hope where there was none, but she couldn抰 help it. 揧ou just never know.?o:p>
牋牋牋牋牋?Ten months later, Penny Lane looked
down at the smiling figure standing on the doorstep of the Lane home in
Lawndale and remembered those exact words.
Original:
3/21/03
Alternate
history
Young
Daria in Highland (age 15)
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