Daria Dance
Party
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Synopsis: Song lyrics about an
alternate-universe Daria that you aren抰 likely to recognize梠nce the sun goes
down.
Author's
Notes: This
bit gained life in a PPMB thread called, 揝cenes no Daria fanfic should ever
have!?(part IV). I have no idea how it came to me, but I could hear even the
music to go with the song. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Enjoy!
Acknowledgements: To the makers of
mental-health products everywhere.
*
Rap
lyrics by Something Something Explosion
(formerly
Mystik Spiral)
Think
your IQ抯 high? You think you抮e a smarty?
Then
bring it on down to the
Daria
Dance Party.
She
wears a green jacket and a pleated black skirt,
Two
combat boots and an orange T-shirt;
She抯 got thick brown hair and coke-bottle glasses?o:p>
But
she can shake her booty with the wildest asses!
She抯
a genuine Einstein, smarter than s梩,
But
she抯 got an attitude that just won抰 quit,
But
when she hits the dance floor, whoa! Fantastic!
You
think you抮e a brain? Then don抰 be tardy.
Haul
your neurons down to the
Daria
Dance Party.
Watch
her steppin?to the left, then slidin?to the right,
Watch
her burnin?up the floor till the break of daylight,
Clap her hands in the air, shake her tail feathers twice?o:p>
Do
a little voodoo and do it reeeaaal nice!
If
you try to outsmart her, that抯 just foolhardy.
Daria
Dance Party.
By
day an honor student at Lawndale High,
But
when the sun goes down, that抯 all good-bye,
She
can hip-hop, swing, and do disco, too,
She
can break-dance, jitterbug, and old soft shoe.
She抯
a genius with moves that go way off the chart-y.
She抯
the reigning queen of the
Daria
Dance Party.
Original:
07/04/04, revised 11/21/04
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